I Want to be a TV Chef (mp3)
Music: David Alpher/Lyrics: Jennie Litt. A jaunty, jazzy, uptempo comic novelty with a surprise ending. I had to justify all those hours I wasted watching the Food Network somehow. From the CD Two Apples (2014). Piano: David Alpher/Vocal: Jennie Litt/Bass: Ritt Henn/Drums: Ed Ornowski.
Sheet music available here: https://hottrax.cabarethotspot.com/product/i-want-to-be-a-tv-chef-sheet-music/